Golden Child Gear: Brew Like the Favorite
Brewer
AeroPress
Introducing the AeroPress Coffee and Espresso Maker – The Golden Child’s Brewing Method of Choice (Obviously)
Why settle for average when you can brew like the Golden Child—the AeroPress is so elite, it literally has its own World Championships. That’s right, people compete globally just to master this device. If that doesn’t scream superiority, we don’t know what does.
- Unmatched Versatility (Because the Golden Child Needs Options):
Want a rich espresso shot? Smooth Americano? Something in between? The AeroPress can do it all—because perfection doesn’t box itself into one flavor profile. - Quick, Easy, and Unapologetically Efficient:
Brews in under a minute, because waiting for great coffee is for peasants. The Golden Child roast deserves a fast, flawless extraction—no bitterness, no excuses. - Portable & Durable – Like a Trophy You Can Brew With:
Whether you're camping, working, or flexing at a coffee-tasting party, this lightweight beast goes wherever your caffeine cravings take you.
Bodum Gooseneck
Meet the Bodum 27oz Bistro Gooseneck Electric Water Kettle—because you deserve to brew like the Golden Child of coffee perfection. If you're serious about extracting every last drop of flavor from your Sibling Rivalry Coffee, this kettle isn't just helpful—it's mandatory.
Grinders
Breville Smart Grinder Pro
Ah, the Breville Smart Grinder Pro—because clearly, your coffee addiction wasn’t pretentious enough. With 60 grind settings (because 59 just wouldn’t cut it), this overachiever claims to “maximize the potential” of your beans.
Let’s talk Dosing IQ—perfect for the perfectionist who won’t rest until their brew is as precise as a NASA launch. Want options? You can grind directly into a portafilter, container, or whatever you’ve got lying around.
The LCD display is here to tell you what you already know: you’re grinding coffee. But now it’s in real time. And, of course, it comes with all the bells and whistles—portafilter cradles (because why not), a grinds container, a conical burr, and a cleaning brush for when the magic starts to look a little grimy.
Drip Coffee Maker
Meet the Cuisinart DCC-3200P1 Perfectemp Coffee Maker—the 14-cup. This stainless steel workhorse isn’t just a coffee maker; it’s a lifeline for anyone who thinks “one cup” is a myth invented by people who don’t have kids or deadlines.
Fully Programmable: Set it the night before so Future You can pretend to be a responsible adult. Auto-off in case you forget to turn it off—like you forget everything else before caffeine kicks in.
Brew Pause Feature: Because waiting for the pot to finish? Yeah, no. Pour yourself a cup mid-brew and risk a coffee crime scene. You’ve been warned.
Gevi Espresso Machine
Look, we get it. You could keep drinking mediocre coffee like you’re in a hotel lobby, or you could level up with the Gevi 20-Bar Espresso Machine—the powerhouse that transforms your kitchen into a full-blown café. No snobby barista required.
Steamer Pitcher
Why It’s Perfect for Your Overcomplicated Coffee Ritual:
304 Stainless Steel – Because Basic Just Won’t Do:
The smooth, narrow spout is perfectly designed to control the flow of milk, so you can create latte art without splashing milk foam everywhere like a caffeinated Jackson Pollock.
BONUS Latte Art Pen – Because Fancy Needs Tools: You’re not just getting a pitcher. Amrules throws in a 304 stainless steel latte art pen with an anti-slip grip, so you can get extra fancy with your milk art. (Yes, you can finally stop using a butter knife to draw hearts.)
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Espresso Cups
Double walled glass for zero drama. This 4 oz cup is ready for your espresso, frothy milk, or even a dab of salad dressing if you’re feeling weird. Dishwasher safe, because life’s too short for handwashing. Upgrade your coffee game—or at least look like you have.
Reusable k Cup
Ditch the plastic pods already—unless you enjoy sipping microplastics with your morning brew while casually contributing to the planet's decline. The Reusable Universal Stainless Steel K-Cup lets you brew your favorite Sibling Rivalry Coffee without adding to landfills or worrying if your cup of joe is laced with synthetic waste.
Built from durable, food-grade stainless steel, it cuts out single-use plastic entirely, so you can enjoy a cleaner, richer coffee experience—while actually doing something good for the planet.
V60 Ceramic Pour Over
Introducing the Mongdio V60 Ceramic Pour Over Coffee Dripper – Built for the Wild Child Roast (Because Tame Coffee Is Boring)
If your coffee doesn't hit like a rebel anthem, you're doing it wrong. The Mongdio V60 Ceramic Pour Over Dripper is the perfect match for our unapologetically bold Wild Child roast. Built for maximum flavor extraction and zero compromise, this dripper ensures every drop packs the punch it was roasted for.
Our Wild Child roast wasn’t made for autopilot coffee makers. This pour-over method ensures every ounce of rebellious, full-bodied flavor shows up loud and proud in your cup—just how it was meant to be.
Chemex Pour Over
Introducing the Bodum 34oz Pour-Over Coffee Maker – because your coffee ritual wasn't pretentious enough. This high-heat borosilicate glass marvel, complete with a reusable stainless steel filter and a black band grip, is here to elevate your brewing game to new heights of sophistication. Made in Portugal, because obviously, only European craftsmanship can handle your refined taste.
Why This Coffee Maker is Your New Obsession:
- High-Heat Borosilicate Glass:borosilicate glass. It's like the luxury sedan of coffee makers, ensuring your brew stays pure and untainted by inferior materials.
- Reusable Stainless Steel Filter:Sibling Rivalry Coffee shine through, because you deserve nothing less than the full experience.
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Ninja Coffee
Meet the Ninja Espresso & Coffee Barista System – Because Your Coffee Shouldn't Be Boring (or Complicated)
Tired of playing musical chairs with kitchen gadgets just to make a decent cup? The Ninja Barista System does everything—brews espresso, full carafes, iced coffee, and even froths milk like it owns a café. No attitude, just results.
SHARDOR Conical Burr Espresso Coffee Grinder
If you’re the kind of person who micromanages every cup, the SHARDOR Conical Burr Grinder was basically made for you. With 51 grind settings and the power to nail both coffee and espresso, this stainless steel workhorse gives you café-level control without requiring a second mortgage. Seriously—for the price, it grinds so well it’s almost suspicious.