For FAQ's Sake
Because Mom Keeps Asking the Same Questions.
Which grind should I choose?
Every roast is available in the same four options:
Whole Bean: For anyone with a grinder and strong opinions.
Drip: Ground for standard automatic drip coffee makers.
Pour Over/Cone: Ground for pour-over brewers and cone-style filters.
French Press/Cold Brew: Our coarse option for French press or cold brew.
Pick the option that matches your brewer. Unlike your siblings, these choices mean exactly what they say.
Which roast is right for me?
Golden Child: A bright light roast with chocolate, brown sugar, and cherry notes.
Middle Child: A smooth medium roast with dark fruit, toasted nuts, and cocoa notes.
Wild Child: A bold dark roast with apple pie, toasted marshmallow, and cocoa notes.
Only Child: A medium-roast Brazilian single-origin coffee with peanut butter, jammy fruit, and a creamy body.
Where is your coffee sourced and roasted?
Our coffees are roasted and fulfilled by Medici Roasting in Austin, Texas. Each product page lists the coffee’s region, process, elevation, variety, and flavor notes so you can see exactly what is in the family lineup.
Is your coffee organic or Fair Trade certified?
Certifications and sourcing details vary by coffee. We do not make one blanket certification claim for every roast. Check the individual product page or email us if you want details about a specific coffee.
When will my order ship?
Our coffee is roasted to order on Tuesdays and Thursdays. Processing and delivery times are estimates, and the most current delivery information will appear at checkout or in your carrier tracking.
Do you have a physical location?
Nope. We’re a Texas-based, online-only coffee brand for now, while we save our extra lunch money for a place of our own. Until then, we’ll ship the coffee and family drama straight to your door.
Do you ship internationally?
Yes. Available international destinations, services, and rates appear at checkout. International customers are responsible for customs duties, import taxes, brokerage charges, and other destination-country fees.
Can I return coffee if I do not like it?
Because coffee is a consumable food product, purchases are final sale. We do not accept returns or exchanges for taste preferences, grind selection, or changes of mind.
What if my order arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect?
Email imtellingmom@siblingrivalry.coffee within 48 hours of delivery. Include your order number, a description of the issue, and clear photos of the coffee and shipping packaging. We may replace the affected item or issue a refund after reviewing the claim.
Can I change or cancel an order?
Contact us as soon as possible. Because coffee is prepared for fulfillment promptly, we cannot guarantee changes or cancellations after an order is placed. Orders that have shipped cannot be canceled.
Can I send coffee as a gift?
Absolutely. You can ship any roast directly to the recipient and add a personal note in the cart. We do not currently offer a pre-built coffee gift set, but nothing says “I tolerate you” like choosing the roast that fits their place in the family.
Do you offer subscriptions?
Not yet. Coffee subscriptions are on the family agenda, but they are not currently available.
Do you offer K-Cups, decaf, or flavored coffee?
Not currently. We sell specialty coffee as whole bean or ground for drip, pour-over, French press, and cold brew. No pods, no decaf, and no added flavoring.
How can I contact you?
The Golden Child would use the chat. The Middle Child would email imtellingmom@siblingrivalry.coffee. The Wild Child would slide into our DMs on Instagram.